Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Stupid question time - tea and apathy.

Dear customers -

Yes, there is caffeine in green tea. No, chamomile tea does not have caffeine. No, it does not contain trace amounts of caffeine. It's herbal tea. There are no tea leaves in herbal tea, and therefore, no caffeine.  Yes, the green tea has caffeine. We already discussed this. No, the mint tea does not have caffeine. Once again, the herbal teas do not have caffeine. Yes, I understand that you have vertigo and can't have caffeine. Yes, the green tea is caffeinated. No, the chai latte does not come in decaf. No, it never did. Yes, there is still caffeine in the green tea. Go fuck yourself.


Signed,
Your disgruntled barista(who needs something stronger than caffeine at this point).

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