One of my previous jobs was in an adult bookstore. With all the stories this job provided me, it warrants its own special day(with the emphasis on "special"). Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you - Porn Shop Sunday!
Dear customers -
This really, really isn't the kind of business in which we can accept returns. Naturally, we can take returns on defective products, such as vibrators that begin to smoke during use.
However, "This isn't what I thought it was" is not an acceptable reason to return a product. I was working when you purchased the product. You came in with your hat pulled down, asked me where we kept the blow-up dolls, and grabbed the first one off the shelf without so much as looking at the package.
In this case, had you taken the time to read the package, you would have discovered that your Mystery Date for the evening was none other than the Foxy Angel Transsexual Love Doll. See the dick in the photo? Yeah, the doll has one of those. Next time, you may want to check and see if your doll has a penis before you blow it up.
Signed,
Your friendly local rubber dick saleswoman.
Macaroni just shot out of mah nose!
ReplyDeleteThat job was great for stories. There's many more of them to come.
ReplyDeleteHappy fun time! *claps wildly*
ReplyDeleteSee also: tiny cut off shorty shorts, a used cock pump, and a shop-rite bag. Nope, ya can't return that either.
ReplyDeleteOh, that one is coming up soon, I promise.
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