Dear customers -
Yes, we lock the back door at night. You can handle using the front entrance. It's an extra 25 feet to the parking lot. Considering how much you were whining about the caloric content of that beverage - yes, I'm talking to you with the extra caramel and extra whipped cream - your fat ass could use it. We lock it for our own personal safety, not to inconvenience you, so don't flip us off when we make you use the front door.
Same goes for when you show up after closing. The hours are very clearly posted on the door. Learn to fucking read, or maybe get off the fucking cell phone. We're still there because we have to clean up after obnoxious teenagers, not to taunt you. Don't show up 20 minutes after we close and expect us to stop what we're doing, reboot our computers, open a cash register, brew a fresh pot of coffee and/or wait 15 minutes for the boiler in the espresso machine to heat up again, effectively putting us another half an hour behind schedule. If you do, once again, don't flip us off. At that point in the evening, someone might just give the finger right back to you.
Signed,
Your disgruntled barista who just wants to go the fuck home.
Same goes for when you show up after closing. The hours are very clearly posted on the door. Learn to fucking read, or maybe get off the fucking cell phone. We're still there because we have to clean up after obnoxious teenagers, not to taunt you. Don't show up 20 minutes after we close and expect us to stop what we're doing, reboot our computers, open a cash register, brew a fresh pot of coffee and/or wait 15 minutes for the boiler in the espresso machine to heat up again, effectively putting us another half an hour behind schedule. If you do, once again, don't flip us off. At that point in the evening, someone might just give the finger right back to you.
Signed,
Your disgruntled barista who just wants to go the fuck home.
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