Dear customers -
So you were getting sexy in our lovely jerk off booths. That's just swell, and not in the slightest bit surprising. I'm sitting here now trying to think of where I can go with this. Those booths hold so many stories...and DNA samples.
I do appreciate the fact that, after a busy afternoon of anonymous hookups with married dudes, you might want to freshen up a bit. I'm sure that, if I had a penis, I'd want it to be all bright and shiny before I snuggle it into some random guy's clownhole. For washing your genitals, we all thank you, even if you are doing it in our bathroom sink.
As with washing any other body part, however, you may want to check the water temperature first. I'm going to go ahead and say you may want to use something other than your dick for this purpose. Getting scalded is never fun, especially in such a sensitive area.
And if you do happen to do this...no, we don't want to see your injuries. Trust me. We really don't.
Signed,
Your friendly local rubber dick saleswoman.
P.S. - If you were so inclined, this could make for on hell of a hilarious lawsuit.
Look out for the water, it's hotter than you think....
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