Sorry it's been a bit since my last post - life does tend to get in the way sometimes. Life and Cuervo. Anyway, it's time once again for Porn Shop Sunday -
Dear customers -
I am well aware that human sexuality is at the heart of this business. That, and well, finding things to cram into your orifice of choice. I do take an interest in my job, and I do have an interest in sex. I'm not trying to deny that.
This does not, however, mean that I have any desire whatsoever to see your penis. I am surrounded by dicks all fucking day. Quite frankly, I'm a little tired of looking at them. Most, if not all, of the dicks I see on a daily basis are far more impressive than yours.
By the way, did it occur to you that, although this is an adult bookstore, you're still out in public exposing yourself to a complete stranger. I could call the cops, but I won't, because you're such a sad little man. So please, do us both a favor and keep it in your pants. There's plenty of things for me to laugh at around here without having to deal with your tiny penis.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish covering up the naughty bits on the DVD covers with price tags. Why? Because it amuses me.
Signed,
Your friendly local rubber dick saleswoman.
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