Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The line starts here...not on the toilet paper dispenser.

Dear customers -

Please stop doing lines of coke in the bathroom. When I see three teenage boys heading into the single occupant bathroom at the same time, I know it's either for blow or blowjobs. You're emo kids - neither would surprise me. In any event, you're not as slick as you think you are.

Signed,
Your disgruntled(but not oblivious) barista.

1 comment:

  1. Cane! Sugar! Cane! Sugar!

    White lines....envision dreams of passion!

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