Dear customers - specifically you men -
Riddle me this - why can't you pee IN the toilet? I'm assuming you've had a penis you're entire life, though I know there are always exceptions. Seriously, it's a little stream of urine. The toilet bowl is, in relation, a fairly large target, and you're shooting from close range. Still, every fucking time I go to clean the bathroom, there's piss all over the floor, and all over the seat...really? Really? If you can't figure out how to use your penis properly, you shouldn't be allowed to have one.
Signed,
Your disgruntled barista.
So, what happens if we start revoking penises? Happy fun time for ladies everywhere?
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