Ah, my brief stint as a waitress. There's three weeks of my life I'm never getting back.
And yes, I said "waitress". I know the term now is "server", but I'd prefer to be known as a "waitress". I don't care what anyone says - "server" sounds so much more demeaning.
Dear customers -
See the caption on the photo of the steamed vegetables in the menu? See where it says "enlarged to show detail"? Yeah. It's enlarged to show detail. I don't think cauliflower grows that large without genetic modification. I don't think that would be something I'd care to eat, but that's just me.
I don't know how many times I need to say this - you aren't entitled to free shit because you're fucking stupid. You bitched to the manager enough that you got a second bowl of vegetables. You don't get a free rack of ribs because you have no common sense. Obviously, you are not a vegetarian, and you better not have any dietary issues if you're demanding free pork. Why you're going to a fucking steakhouse for steamed vegetables is beyond me.
Signed,
Your disgruntled waitress.
Because I always go to Outback for the veggies...
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